May 10, 2011
It’s the non-Twilight R-Patz movie. Yes it’s based on the (apparent) number-one best-selling novel by Sara Gruen. Yes it’s directed by Francis Lawrence, only his third feature film following Constantine and I am Legend. And yes it has some other well-known actors in it. Legally blondie, you know the one, and that guy from Inglourious Basterds, yada yada. C’mon guys, who cares…it’s Robert Pattinson! And let’s face it, to an army of hormonally overwraught Edward Cullen worshippers, it could be a four hour long documentary on the nature of excrement and no-one would care as long as RP graces the screen at least once with his oh so chiselled features. Read the rest of this entry »
Oh District 9, what hath ye wrought? To nobody’s surprise, that relatively small-budgeted sci-fi romp’s success spurred on the Hollywood braintrust into making not one but two similarly themed invasion yarns. The first of these was Skyline, directed by visual effects team The Brothers Strause (ugh), eager to cheaply follow up their not-smash success Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. Some legal troubles came about because The Brothers Strause (ugh) were also doing visual effects work on Battle: Los Angeles, or something along those lines. This is utterly ridiculous, of course, because there are scores of directors and writers that could sue both parties for shameless intellectual property theft. Read the rest of this entry »
May 4, 2011
In attempting to explain a particularly inscrutable dream sequence from his particularly inscrutable TV series John from Cincinnati, David Milch discusses the significance of cave paintings. The general crux of his argument is that when those early humans scrawled a buffalo onto the wall, it was a signifier that there was a herd nearby. When they added human characters with spears chasing them down, it became a narrative. It was the first instance of humans using stories to organize the world around them. Milch goes on to declare this is how we imitate and connect (and possibly create) God, but the general organizing principle is itself important. The power of narrative and art to allow us to better understand ourselves and the world around us might be its most important element.