Sunday Morning Movies: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
February 16, 2012
The most insipid of romances continues plodding along towards whatever conclusion Stephanie Meyer has cooked up in the first part of the finale to the outrageously titled Twilight Saga. This segment, Breaking Dawn, picks up where Eclipse left off with Edward Cullen (Robert Pattison) and Bella Swann (Kristen Stewart) getting ready for the big wedding. Then they have the big wedding, and it is tedious as hell. Then they have a honeymoon, where beds are broken and they run around and hilariously play chess – as though they ever stopped making moon eyes at each other long enough to work that out. This might be the only time we’ve really spent anytime with them as a couple, and it comes in the form of a brisk montage so our understanding of how their relationship functions and what they actually see in each other is never advanced one iota. Not that it’s a big deal or anything. I gave up on that aspect of the story a long time ago and now simply accept that they Are. Read the rest of this entry »
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
December 1, 2009
Oh boy. I really don’t know where to begin. The Twilight series of books and now accompanying films are a genuine global phenomenon, and it is almost enough to make me give up on the world altogether. Okay, that’s unfair, as there are plenty of cultural touch points that are just as bad and befuddling in their popularity (Dan Brown, Transformers, and The Hills come to mind). Still, there’s something insidious about the enterprise that just feels worse in some way. The writing in the books (of what little I have read, anyway) is appalling, and I can’t help but feel that an entire generation is getting dumber for reading them. At least with Dan Brown and Nicholas Sparks it’s a more adult demographic, meaning that an awful lot of people are already lost. As Stephanie Meyer’s series is directed at tweens and teens, I worry that it might stunt their growth. Only time will tell, and that’s literature anyway, which isn’t my area in the first place. Based on the two films so far, however, I wonder if they’re not just feeding a generation of emotional idiots, but actually creating them. Read the rest of this entry »